Saturday, May 21, 2011

Ooooppsss I did it again

Yeah yeah, again. This time is fair trade....guess what? watery taste...

Friday, May 20, 2011

Americans don't know how to make coffee

Wired, ah? First post and after thoughtful consideration, the chosen topic...

Americans Don't know how to make coffee

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Why? Well, this is then first lesson I've learn while living in the US. and is an ongoing process :)
I decide to give it a change again and again and then I can't but to repeat  myself "This guys can't make a decent coffee. Is it that difficult"
My fault, I keep trying...


American Coffee Score Card

Color: Brown
Smell: None
Taste: Sweet and sugary
Texture: Watery

Brief Description: Alondra is waking up Saturday morning. Alondra is thinking "mmm I'm going to grab my Mocha and got for a walk to the park. Mmm my coffee, I love the smell..." Alondra goes to the neighbourhood coffee shop, bright and hopeful eyes, happy. She receives her coffee - first sip and smell...eyes down.
What goes through Alondra's head - xxck, again. If I close my eyes I wouldn't even know I'm having a coffee. Mild taste and light brown...scary...is this pee?

Desired Effect: Caffeine kick off and joy
Actual Effect: Maybe I should have another three, maybe not? Eyes closed.


Recommendation - Do as all Americans - Get it sweet, very sweet. Standard sugar over dose. No wonder why -   if not, you'll feel you are drinking water.

Conclusion:
Israeli coffee is a bad bad habit, spoiled girl.